"Physically, yes, but I do have a large piece of bark lodged in my hindquarters." -Wiser

Wiser the Owl (voiced by Oliver Platt) is a major character in Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (2014).
Wiser the Owl


Appearance and Personality

Wiser has a small head, fat body, flat arms and hands, bird feet, and a huge butt. He has the smarts of an average human being. Bit the most important feature of all is his big, wiggly booty. His butt feels like a soft pillow and shakes like jello. Sometimes, you can hear the fat gurgling inside it.




You can hear sloshing sounds in his hindquarters.

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